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  • George says on: March 21, 2012 at 10:33 pm

     

    I don’t believe there is Internet-speak hyperbolic enough to represent how much I love this.

  • hello says on: March 23, 2012 at 9:06 am

     

    ya but what’s going on in the zubaz forum? party???

  • dta says on: March 23, 2012 at 3:24 pm

     

    I would pay extra to sit next to a Browns defensive tackle.

  • kmk says on: March 23, 2012 at 5:40 pm

     

    dude, sitting next to anyone oversized sucks

    what, the dude is in the NFL and it is supposed to be some awesome experience?

    right….

    • John Weeks says on: March 24, 2012 at 1:20 pm

       

      Yeah, I’m with you. How is this anything but borderline bullying?

  • Boner says on: March 23, 2012 at 5:57 pm

     

    Browns suck

  • Kris Kenney says on: March 23, 2012 at 7:02 pm

     

    Boner is right

  • MistakeBytheLake says on: March 23, 2012 at 11:15 pm

     

    Wow. Phil Taylor sounds like a pulsating cock. Humor in creating physical discomfort for other people? Simply because you are bigger and perhaps genetically gifted? Whatever. Browns still suck balls, and like most pro athletes, Taylor’ll be broke about 3 years after “retirement.” He can eat a bag of dicks, and bow down to the contenders in his division.

    • John Mayo says on: March 24, 2012 at 6:06 pm

       

      Agreed. Phil Taylor – Why are you such a dick? Wow, you were able to bully a guy and take up his space while on a plane. Very Impressive. Did he take up the space from a white guy? Yes he did. What a classless, racist, bully of an act. Phil Taylor, this is who you are. A pro athlete who doesn’t give a crap about other people. And a total loser.

      • Caleb says on: March 24, 2012 at 9:21 pm

         

        Mayo,

        Seriously man? You calling Phil a bully?

        Since when is it wrong to have fun? Here this guy said FML about having to sit next to Phil simply because Phil is a big guy and YOU are feeling sorry for him simply because the guy gets what is fair?

        You are just as selfish as the guy who wrote FML. It is people like yourself, people who think everybody owes them something in life. You have an entitlement issue. How do I know? Because you stuck up for a man who has an entitlement issue.

        The world doesn’t owe you anything pal and the sooner you realize this, the less bitter towards life you will be.

        Peace…

      • The Man says on: March 25, 2012 at 2:25 am

         

        The guy texted “6’4 260 black guy next to me FML” and Phil’s the racist? That’s some sound logic there buddy.

      • Archie O'neil says on: March 26, 2012 at 2:34 pm

         

        Sounds like you got pick on a lot in high school huh, champ?

    • rand says on: March 25, 2012 at 4:35 pm

       

      Say that to his face.
      Thought so.
      GFY.

    • DC says on: March 26, 2012 at 11:04 am

       

      Maybe he’s flying coach, because he knows his time of maximum earnings is going to be short lived. The guy texting is the jerk, and Phil called him on it. Yeah, he was a jerk too, but it was in retaliation and fun. The guy next to him is basically saying not only is this guy huge, he’s black too.

  • Anonymous says on: March 24, 2012 at 2:40 am

     

    I think phil should be feeling good that someone thought he was only 260.

  • Cowboy40 says on: March 24, 2012 at 11:38 am

     

    Why is he flying coach anyway?

  • chris trash says on: March 24, 2012 at 1:06 pm

     

    Anyone notice how the guy texting about Phil’s size is fat too? He’s just shorter than him.

  • Canadian says on: March 24, 2012 at 2:43 pm

     

    That’s awesome, most people don’t appreciate a good joke, and these other guys are idiots, those seats are big enough for anybody to seat in with relative comfort.

    lighten up. (no pun intended eh)

  • Coolmod says on: March 24, 2012 at 6:58 pm

     

    I agree with cowboy40. Real nfl players with real contracts fly up front or private. Since he apparently is neither, he is just another overweight guy taking up two seats in coach. Who follows this guy on twitter anyway???

    • The Man says on: March 25, 2012 at 2:31 am

       

      He’s a first round pick with an $8 million contract plus a $4.5 million signing bonus. I’m pretty sure he’s a real NFL player with a real contract.

      • coolmod says on: March 25, 2012 at 9:35 pm

         

        Still never heard of him. But he has a $12.5mm contract and he’s flying coach, and it’s not just regular coach, it’s three seats wide coach on each side??? So cheap.

  • BrownsFanDave says on: March 24, 2012 at 8:55 pm

     

    All you jealous haters need to chill out. You’re just taking lame shots that you wouldn’t have the guts to say to his face!

  • Anonymous says on: March 25, 2012 at 2:01 pm

     

    Why do white people always expect black people to bend over backwards to make them feel comfortable. Great job Phil Taylor. That guy sitting next to you was a racist and a prick. He got what he deserved.

    • Latino says on: March 25, 2012 at 3:32 pm

       

      If anything, it is the exact opposite of what you just said. White people have to be EXTRA careful when around a black person because some black people are offended by everything. I love how you can come to the conclussion that all white people are racist by one text and a picture. It proves my point. Phil didn’t say anything about him being racist. He was just messing with the guy and it was kinda funny…

      • rand says on: March 25, 2012 at 4:36 pm

         

        BS. Why did he mention Phil by race? Why did he ask to move? What was Phil doing besides sitting?
        C U Next Tuesday

  • Warren Jason Street says on: March 25, 2012 at 2:07 pm

     

    Now this is the way to make a broad and entertaining use of social media.

  • Guardian says on: March 25, 2012 at 2:52 pm

     

    Sure the guy shouldn’t have included ‘black guy’ and that makes him racially insensitive. However, being a douche about it just because you ARE bigger makes you nothing better than a bully.

  • Blogger X says on: March 26, 2012 at 12:27 am

     

    i wonder why he was flying coach too…it does happen though, even to my 1m+ mile friends.

    if it were me, i probably would have started a conversation as pro athletes, especially football players, are ridiculously conspicuous. even the ones that aren’t that tall are massively built (except kickers and some wide receivers), so even before i’ve even been close enough to recognize who they were, i knew what they were. maybe next time he’ll know better.

  • JAi says on: March 26, 2012 at 10:38 am

     

    Mr. Taylor instead of harrassing people and making them feel unease…buy yourself a first class ticket you cheap bastard

  • Tom says on: March 26, 2012 at 10:47 am

     

    I think Phil Taylor is a douchbag for his actions. No matter how much money you throw at these athletes they can’t buy class.

  • Tom says on: March 26, 2012 at 10:51 am

     

    What a douchbag so much money still can’t buy class

  • pirateradio says on: March 26, 2012 at 11:46 am

     

    could care less about everyone overanalyzing and trying to place blame or racism or whatever. It was funny. That’s it. Nice job, Phil.

  • Mike says on: March 26, 2012 at 1:07 pm

     

    Dude is way bigger than 260. Gotta be 320.

  • TerryTerrenceDavis says on: March 26, 2012 at 1:20 pm

     

    My friend just called me about this post.

    Thats me in the middle seat. Here’s the thing.

    1. You called me jiblet and little fella…not cool….
    2. You had some serious stink going on. …BO.. Stunk… You had the odor of a old jockstrap
    3. If your jiggly flesh hangs over the seat….buy another ticket

    Take a bath, buy a new shirt without sweatrings… you were sweating more than Boss Hogg…..

    • dave says on: March 27, 2012 at 11:31 am

       

      Why’d you have to comment about him being black? You realize that’s why he was being a dick right?

      • TerryTerrenceDavis says on: March 27, 2012 at 5:10 pm

         

        I was just painting the description of the person next to me… like “the sky is blue”, “the grass is green” etc….. plus african american takes to long to type…

  • dave says on: March 27, 2012 at 11:29 am

     

    There are few things worse in the world than a doughy ginger. Well maybe a doughy ginger with a tatoo on his “biceps”.

    • TerryTerrenceDavis says on: March 27, 2012 at 5:12 pm

       

      I have Lupus… my meds make me puffy sometimes.

      thanks………

  • Adam says on: March 28, 2012 at 10:22 pm

     

    bunch of crybabies comment on this blog.

    this shit was funny as hell.

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